12 TYPES OF WOMEN.

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your
money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends
jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone
and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by
you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your friend comes up she'll be
on his arm the next day.


2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than
once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl
won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak,
as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female,
she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's
your "main".
c. She f**ks wit ya boy and acts like
you're in the wrong for telling her
that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her s**t gets old. And
you need a replacement.


3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about
buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident
and determined.
c. She's great for (business)
conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know,
that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say f**k you
and get a d**do.
c. She will consider you as another
one of her play toys, or goals.


4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with
the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she
doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only
about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and
will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if
she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your
game up because every friend is gonna
try to get her.


5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough
with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be
around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your
friend.
b. She might not want to change her
appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in
basketball, football and track.



6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other
female or male. She will fight to keep
you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there
to bail you out of jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can
make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you
satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in
public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into a fight with her every
other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl
for looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting
and her vocabulary is minimal.


7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind,
sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in
love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until
ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done that -
she said she's never tried - she's
sitting there telling a muthaf*kkin'
lie.



8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the
others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want
in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious
and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you
in your act and then kick your ass



9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to
be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She
will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you
everywhere and knows everything about
you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of
you.
d. She will consider herself wifey
even if she may just be that chick on
the side.
e. Fu**in' with her can make your life
a living hell.


10. Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess
with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of
passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you
about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then
leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her
man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her
man once she gets pissed off at her
real man.


11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of
eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic,
respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on
without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so
sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and
make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a
mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her because she's
so mysterious and that makes you want
to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you
never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance
boyfriend somewhere that you will
never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you
like that. (Unbearable)


12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme
she is gorgeous and therefore
encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny,
outgoing, determined, strong and
classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a
meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as
beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his
virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship
requires a 200% quota yet she gives
her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway.
Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full
potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter
what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the
truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in
her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than
your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate
moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with
her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and
passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way
to work out your problems and will
often take most of your *bleep*. But
she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl
you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her
in your life but got too consumed with
all the other types, that you let her
go! You'll spend the rest of your life
kicking yourself in the ass and
settling for one of the 11 other
females mentioned above! YOU'RE A DAMN
FOOL FOR THAT!!!

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